This set of twins are known around the world as scientific mutations. Their specific molecular compositions differ ever so slightly, denying them the pleasure of claiming to be “Identical Twins.” Still, as Fraternal Twins, they have quite a bit in common.

P-45 prides himself on the extent of his world-wide influence while C-19 rides higher than any influenza since the Spanish Flu.  Yes, they have egos to match.

The Covid Twins vie for the National Title of “Public Enemy # 1,” with brother C-19 “unexpectedly” ahead of P-45 in the race to end America as we know it.

P-45, the more mercurial of the twins, is known to have written an episode for “How to Get Away with Murder” (on 5th Ave.) while C-19, the enforcer, showed up and cleared the avenue and then some.

P-45 had worked tirelessly to dismantle the Affordable Health Care Act and, before giving up on the “Grand Prize,” turned the task over to C-19 who demonstrated how to get things done in a jiff and also upped the ante by dismantling the health of Americans everywhere.  Are you able, yet, to tell which twin is the talker and which is the doer?

As C-19 looked on P-45 decimated the ranks of the CDC.  Thus, it was that C-19 was provided a wide berth enabling him to firmly plant his ‘Corona” grip on the unsuspecting.

As his “Brother’s Keeper” (spokesperson) P-45 simply let the calls from Governors and Health Officials to fall on his deaf ears.   “The better to eat you with” retorted C-19.

P-45 painstakingly reassured a concerned nation that there was no reason to panic. After all, he could vouch for his brother, C-19, who is a truly “Great Guy.”

P-45 finally found his inner strength in his daily press briefings, mustering up the courage to declare himself “King.”  C-19 went about visiting the sick without waiting to be anointed as the “Heir Apparent.”

P-45 decidedly rejected any notion of wearing a face mask.  Such measures are only fit for lowly subjects and not members of the Royal Court.  Did someone forget to share this with the First Lady?

P-45, as is his wont, has neglected to disclose to the masses that he has a natural and biological immunity to his Fraternal Twin, leaving the rest of us lost in this masquerade.

P-45 insists on a rapid reopening of Wall Street as C-19 relishes the thought of expands his reach and claiming more victims.  Apparently, the Covid Twins are also symbiotic.

P-45 also touts his discovery of a miracle cure and prepares for a “Great” appearance on the Shark Tank.  C-19 will stand with him, holding a banner reading “There’s a sucker dying every minute.”

P-45, always pious, called on Americans to gather in church on Easter Sunday.  C-19 was thrilled to attend Church on his behalf, and proudly claimed one or two of the “Faithful” as his recent converts.

Oh how the Covid Twins admire those who, without question, follow “False Prophets.”

Sibling rivalry is no stranger to these twins. P-45 continues to claim that he draws the larger crowds, while C-19 boasts that he has carried away more victims and from large and small crowds.  It makes no difference to him.

One thing is for certain, the Covid Twins do not give a damn about your health or mine.